WARNIN

REMEMBIR EVREETHING DAT I SAY IS SPELLD WEERD CUZ IM SUPOZED 2 BEE DRUNKIN SO DONT JUGE MEE.        

DORA DORA DORA DA DRUNK EXPORA

SO DA ODR DAY I MET UP WITH DORA AT THE BAR AND ME AND HER ORDRD A CUP OV SALMONELA AND SHE SAID THAT IT TASTED LIKE BEER,RED WINE,WHITE WINE, RUM,99.999999 PERSENT ALCOHAL, AND OF CORSE DOG POOP + SALMONELA. AND OV CORSE SHE WAS DRUNK SOM SHE GOT UP AND SANG DORA DORA DORA DA DRUNK EXPLORA AND STARTED HUMPING A FLOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DA DRUNK TURKEY 1

I IS DA TURKEY DAT EATS DA SALMONELA FUR BREFKIST LOONCH AND DINNA.I DIRNK DA SALMONELA FUR ENRGY AND PUT DA SALMONELA IN ME CAR FUR OIL!!!!!!! (DA SALMONELA TASTES LIKE PONYS) I LIK PONYS!!!!!!